Uh oh someone is upset

They got robbed and since he was on a business trip his testicle jar wasn't stolen from the cupboard.

They tend to use children like objects

Where did all my red scare pat'rats go?

You search for azure front door like 3 times and next thing you know it's all Lowe's and home Depot ads for weeks. Why can't you give me ads for big tiddy goth mommies? I search that multiple times a day

I'm an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald's at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

The news hasn't reached that high up the horse yet

We aren't capital so we are low on the list of importance

There was no "wishing for cops death" until you brought it up. Everyone was just happily calling them trash until you came in here with assumptions and all this violent malarkey.

How in the hell did I just now find out Lwaxana Troi was played by Genes wife!

Transpose his face into revolutionary war paintings of washington

I've noticed if I take my glasses off I don't recognize anyone around me unless I'm with people I know. I bet I have superman powers going on or sm idk.