None of themβa little known clause in the constitution stipulates a minimum pixel requirement for any prospective speaker, and these fellas are looking positively famicom
Somebody - I won't say who - ruined their chances. The scoundrel.
Steve Scalise
God this country would be such a better place if that dipshit had actually put in some time at the range.
How do you have the entire geriocracy on an open field before you and only manage to wing one of them.
lol, it's gonna be Jim Jordan, isn't it 
"The entire country is run by a cabal of pedophile elites!"
"That's a pretty serious allegation. How do you know?"
"We put them there."
lol, it's gonna be Jim Jordan, isn't it
The job traditionally goes to the Congressman who can raise the most money, because that Congressman than donates to other races and wins more seats on behalf of the party. This generates favors that the major financial nexus within the party can leverage for leadership.
However, in the post-Citizens United world, more and more races are being financed and run entirely by political interests operating outside of the GOP. This creates a discordance in the party itself, as various pet Congressmen owned and operated by a fractious and increasingly senile base of billionaire donors start Going Their Own Way on questions of policy. Also, more and more folks are drinking the Reagan Era kool-aid and buying into the States Rights mythology that they'd originally tailored to win over a now-rapidly-evaporating base of Civil Rights Era reactionary white folks.
What we saw with McCarthy wasn't a tilt towards Jim Jordan or Matt Gaetz nearly so much as a hemorrhaging of coherent support within the party as a whole. I don't see any reason why Jordan has the 218 vote margin necessary to take the Speakership. He's certainly not going to win any support from Democrats and he's poisoned himself against too many of his colleagues on his side of the isle. Also, without the giant bundle of cash a Speaker/Majority Leader normally uses to whip votes, the inability to assign committee chairs in the middle of a session, and very little to actually legislate save for "Default/Don't Default" as the hot button issue, the real sexiness of Speakership has already been exhausted.
I honestly put higher odds on a Democrat taking the gavel back, simply because Democrats know how to make deals and Republicans don't. Find yourself a half dozen or so House Reps willing to cash out of their seats and you could put Nancy Pelosi (or, perhaps at least, Jim Costa) back in the big chair just in time for the next Jan 6th insurrection.
Graydon is gonna win 'cause how can you beat MEAT FOR SPEAKER!
That is - unless the GOP learns about his decidedly unrepublican musical taste. He's a huge fan Throbbing Gristle and noise music in particular.
you can't beat meat, it's a sin
Which pasty middle aged white dude will the base turn on in a matter of weeks into the job?
Real power flows from the barrel of a Parliamentarian 
bobson dognutt, bobson dognutt, bobson dognutt, bobson dognutt, bobson dognutt, boson dognutt, or perhaps even bobson dognutt
this is steve mcdichael erasure
I do because I want to see them faial to elect somebody 15 times again because it really highlights we don't have a functional government.
Seven varieties of 
All perfectly aged to perfection in the humid D.C. sun
wake me up when they have a Royal Rumble
They have the opportunity to do some real funny nominations here. But they're gonna blow it
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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