Annie Knight Gives Update Amid Hospitalization for Sex With 583 Men (www.usmagazine.com)

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

OnlyFans star Annie Knight is sharing an update amid her recent hospitalization after sleeping with 583 men in six hours.

It's bizarre that US uses "sleeping with" to mean "had sex with". Readers clearly understand, she uses the word "sex" in her quotes, but the magazine/site insists on using that bizarre euphemism.

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You mean to tell me that when someone says that they're taking a shit, it shouldn't mean literally turd burgaling?

[-] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think that that's very uncommon. When one "goes to the bathroom", it's understood that this is a euphemism for urinating or defecating, not just hanging out there.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Agreed. It just seems like a weird editorial decision. Maybe it's because I'm not a regular US reader, or I live in a different country, but it seems to slightly obfuscate what happened.

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're looking way too deep into it. "Sleeping with someone" is such a common expression that nobody can possibly hope to obfuscate anything with it. Everybody knows they fucked. There will be no mistakes, no confusion. Besides, it's not unusual for different contexts to use different phrases and expressions for the same thing. The press using a "softer" language is not a uniquely American thing by a long shot and it's kinda weird to assume it would be.

Not an American either btw.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

TIL I've been doing it wrong my whole life /s

[-] reiterationstation@lemm.ee -1 points 1 month ago

Jfc it’s just as bizarre as every other fucking cultures language on earth but I get it, it’s popular to shit on America while it’s fighting a civil war that was never declared. Easier than realizing this shit show is coming for you next.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not talking about the US, I'm talking about US Magazine. I've seen other US publications use "sex" to refer to sex.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

“I don’t understand why people have such an issue with it. These guys are just out here living life. They’ve been given an opportunity, and they’re like, ‘F*** it. Like, let’s just do it.’ They’re just having some fun. I think the people that are hating [are] probably just jealous, and their lives are really boring …I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America's problem right there lol

[-] who@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[-] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You're assuming one at a time.

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow

Looks more like bullshit to me.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I love the euphemism that she "slept with" 583 guys. I mean that's a lotta naps in 6 hours! Takes me at least 20 minutes to drift off.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the third name I've seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case ... I hate to be old school but wtf

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

i assure you that group sex is not a new trend. it predates agriculture, civilization, and humanity itself.

those numbers would have been incredibly difficult to organize in the pre-internet era however.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

It is, and there's a handful of people trying to one-up each other.

With great financial success, I might add.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How does that work? I usually take 2 to 4 hours, how are all the other men supposed to fit in, in only 6 hours?

Or is it literally sleeping? Because I've been to a 80.000 people festival, there have been several thousand sleeping at the same time I was sleeping, so my track record is better then hers.

[-] Bunbury@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

What are the chances that one of the first 50 or so people had some kind of STD and this is just a mass-spreader event? What are the chances that she now has permanently damaged her health?

I’m fine with sex between consenting adults as long as it happens safely. I just don’t see how this could possibly have been safe. And even if (and that’s a big “if”) all of the participants got tested beforehand, what are the chances that the next person “inspired by” her will also do this safely?

[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Honestly i’m sorry but why do it if it hurts? Is it just for fame?

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

She's an OF model and this is her niche. It's literally her job.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol -1 points 1 month ago

No its her stunt to make her job stand out and very clearly detrimental to her ability to do her job.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Anything to help the children of Gaza.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev -2 points 1 month ago

I can figure out what I find more gross. The man that participated in this... ...or the female. Just cause you can, doesn't mean you should. Talking about setting yourself apart. This country is nothing but spectacle.

[-] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

the female

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