Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet
Add a piss bag and now we are talking
Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag
Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it
Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush
Add a Cather and a filter for a closed loop
Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
Where my room temperature homies at?
I agree with the gf, It ruins the vibe by adding the vibe of somebody who can't cope with just using a normal water bottle.
If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can't you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙
Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.
It's a ruse to pretend he has a gf
Perhaps too afraid to ask for styling advice for himself and "asking for a friend" would invite too many follow up questions so he has to make up a girlfriend to impress.
Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending "hamster cage" vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.
Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times
Also keeps the bugs out. Nothing like waking up to find a beetle floating in your glass.
This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.
Obviously the solution is to use heavy water. Now you no longer have the ice cube problem.
Of course you have other problems but no solution is perfect.
Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.
Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
OH! It's for water, that's a relief.
If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
Hang it from an IV stand.
Why no water bottle?
And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.
Write "LUBE" on it for a better vibe of the room.
This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.
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