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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

As my ex would say, "you're pretty when you don't talk."

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

My girlfriend says that about me. I'm an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

My older sister used to tell me I was funny ..... funny looking

[-] WhiteHotaru@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

[-] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

High adventure that's beyond compare?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The guy at table six wants an eggless omelette.

[-] chuymatt@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But, no really

There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

[-] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Haha I emailed a company one time because I really just wanted a bag of their gummies. They ended up making me like a 5 lbs bag haha

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Legends. That's how you get good PR

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them..

[-] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's what I was thinking, I've had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Don't think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can't taste that there's weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Buddy it's pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant "edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them" since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

It isn't exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It's kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I've had, though.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago

Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that'd probably replicate the flavour without effects

[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

But but vodka tastes like ass, don't it?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama's teat.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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