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[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 127 points 3 days ago

Why does he look like an NPC who won't close the quest because it's not the right time of day?

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 days ago

Because his boss refuses to buy a proper PR guy to get a decent photoshoot done.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Typical tsk tsk tsk

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

“Have you grabbed my [old fishing rod] I left in [radiant quest location]? I heard maybe some hooligans took over so you maybe have to clear them out. Shouldn’t be a problem for someone like you. Come back with the [old fishing rod] so we can [advance Quest: Fishing Tutorial]!”

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Nice day for fishing, ain't it?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Quest complete: Fishing tutorial

New achievement! Congratulations, you now know how to mine for fish. Your dad would be proud. If he cared.

Reward: At last, you can now blame something else on that fishy smell! Isn't that reward enough?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

He's cosplaying the Nice day for fishing guy.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago

Damn!

I'm so jealous.

My boss is an asshole even though I too am self employed.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Well, the boss is a bit of a wanker...

[-] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago

I'm also self employed. My boss is a slave-driving narcissistic cunt, but that fucker still lets me go golfing whenever I want.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

As a fellow Self-employed, I'm taking notes

[-] Colloidal@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Deduct your vacation expenses from your IR tax filing with this one weird trick!

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Imagine NOT being employee of the month lol

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

Jealousy. His boss could act like an asshole and don't let him go fishing but he earned it! It's so rare to find good boss

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago

that's one way to bump up your resume

[-] epyon22@programming.dev 25 points 3 days ago

Seems like a good way to get a tax free vacation

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Something tells me he's been doing inappropriate things with his boss.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago

He should report it to HR

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

hope he's not getting fucked in the profit sharing

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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