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[-] arc@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

What an idiot. Everyone knows you can make yourself invulnerable to bullets with blessed magic amulets available on the internet.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

A magical place

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates

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[-] darcranium123@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

This one answer is serious and true, just heads up.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

About 1.15e/4 gallons. Its a common volume in the united states.

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[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fake : OP had some skin condition and took some pic of his leg, then just took a pic of the same leg wrapped up in something

Gay : OP admits to getting penetrated

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Darwin was right

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder what skin would be comparable to if it was even bullet resistant, I'm guessing rhino hide would be the closest real world thing

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