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Is that bad? (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 109 points 5 days ago

This is partly to do with the start menu trying to act like a search engine. Its frustrating when you are looking for a document or application and it searches the web.

Microsoft why can we not turn this off!

[-] Backfire@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

It's simple, really.

If the first results are a web search, you wouldn't notice how terrible the local search indexing is.

[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I legitimately cannot believe how comically powerful medium level hardware has become yet the windows user experience is so much shittier than it was almost 20 years ago. I remember school machines struggling less to power up on 1gb ram and a one core machine that my gaming rig does sometimes. Windows is such a fucking waste of computing power.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

You can. I've had it off for years. It just needs a registry update, and persists across updates.

[-] yum@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 days ago

And people say Linux is not user-friendly

[-] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

ive had to learn never to use the 'more info' or 'search' options at all, as it defaults to a web search now instead of what im used to, a hdd search for my file or internal windows help documentation. fuggen agony-shivering ! something something you are the product smh my head

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

I remember searching "control panel" and it brings up a brazilian cafe

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

I mean... KDE can do it just fine.

[-] JohnDumpling@beehaw.org 6 points 5 days ago

I have it turned off. But maybe that option is not available outside of EU? I don't know.

[-] amphy@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

There's a few ways to turn it off, but they require registry editing or using the Group Policy editor if you have a Pro license

https://www.ghacks.net/2021/11/26/how-to-turn-off-search-the-web-results-in-windows-11/

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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 100 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Windows is basically malware now. My wife is forced to use W11 for work and she fucking hates it with a passion (and that’s the pared down IT version).

I pulled out my old gaming laptop that had been unplugged for quite a while and found it somehow updated itself to W11. I immediately wiped the computer and installed Nobara as the main OS. No regrets, no issues, and no half-assed bullshit.

Windows on the ASUS ROG Ally is absolute dog shit. It would constantly reboot to install unwanted updates that offered zero value on a handheld (let alone anything).

Nothing I own will ever run Windows.

Windows isn’t popular. It’s forced onto tons of prebuilt computers and most people wouldn’t know what to use instead. Fuck Windows. Rant over.

[-] feinstruktur@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago

If someone can please make Autodesk stuff install and run under Wine, not saying Autodesk to deploy their stuff natively for Linux, I'd be gone with the blink of an eye. And I bet a lot of professionals too.

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

The best would be if the open source alternatives got better and more popular, like Blender did for 3D stuff.

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[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

Maya and Motionbuilder run on Linux, but that happened before they were hoovered up by the monster. Autodesk just ignores that part of their portfolio. I know a few people who work/have worked on the Maya team and they're talented, passionate devs, but management just doesn't give a fuck about Media & Entertainment when Autocad and Revit are making so much money.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 5 days ago

Windows is freemium now. It serves as a vehicle to sell other MS shit.

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[-] graymess@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

I've used Windows my whole life at home. Last year I realized I kind of hate gaming at a desk since I'm at one all day for work, so I bought a used Steam Deck. Literally have not touched Windows since. I probably don't need a home computer anymore and if I need one in the future, I'm confident it won't be running Windows.

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[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

What's Nobara? I've never heard of that OS.

[-] GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago

Gamer-focused derivative of Fedora Linux.

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[-] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Rant on, bruddah! I am also in the "must use it for work" group, and I despise my work laptop with the fury of 1000 suns. In my personal work and prior to this new job, I was staying on Win 10 for Inventor, AutoCAD, FL Studio (and a bunch of VST synths I bought), and DaVinci Resolve Studio. My experience with my work laptop has spurred my nearly-complete jump to Linux.

FL Studio has been replaced by Bitwig, new learning curve and loss of the VSTs just being the cost I have to eat. I almost have DRS running in perfectly in Aurora Linux. And my two Win 10 machines will just go into an isolated network until I can figure out workarounds/replacements for the Autodesk garbage.

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[-] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 days ago
[-] unique_hemp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

"great work" 🤭

[-] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Thats unironically based

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 51 points 5 days ago

I haven’t used windows in so long, the only thing I know about it is the incredibly high volume of complaints regarding it.

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago

I'm thinking that maybe I should upgrade my old Win 10 Pro laptop to Windows 11 Pro, "just in case", instead of going full Linux everywhere.

And then I read shite like this.

You're not making it easy for me Microsoft.

[-] nagaram@startrek.website 17 points 5 days ago

Linux everywhere and then Windows VM labeled "Shitty Spyware Do Not Open"

[-] mesamunefire@piefed.social 33 points 5 days ago

Yep it's pretty bad...

[-] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

Best thing about Windows 11 is that my hardware doesn’t support it

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

Microsoft couldn’t think about this while they were developing the OS, no?

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 23 points 5 days ago

I’ll take Business majors making technical decisions for 400, Alex.

[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Sorry that’s 500..

[-] Jourei@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Is right click menu one too? After boot, it always takes like 5 seconds for it to show up, recurring times it takes <1 second (not instant). I run last gen ryzen somethingsomethingXD and 4070 so my PC can definitely run a context menu.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

On windows 11 or windows 10?

The <win10 context menu is old and poorly designed. Each app that declares itself on the right click menu gets to hold up the entire menu for like 3 seconds each. So if you have one poorly designed app that can appear on that list your right click menu will be super slow. Try to go through the right click menu and disable each app that appears one by one until you find the culprit.

Windows has this official tool, if you go to the explorer tab and find .../contextMenuHandlers section you can easily disable them one by one but i haven't used it personally.

Win11 tried to fix this and moved to a different model but in doing so made the first level right click menu functionally useless.

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[-] kshade@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

And yet it's somehow less awful than the Windows 10 start menu. Is it still improvement if you put the bar under the floor yourself?

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[-] itsraining@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 5 days ago
[-] Ptsf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Gosh, after all the hacks I do to Windows I often forget how terrible the experience is for all my users our there raw dogging it. 🪦

[-] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

So that's why it is so freaking slow! 💩🤡💩🤡

[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No wonder why Windows is sluggish
I thought they were using winui or win32 ngl

[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

React Native's new architecture is not that bad.

You basically just got a single lightweight JavaScript thread that runs your update loop around which components should be rendered and updated, but then all the components are bound directly to underlying C++ native components.

I would still expect the start menu to be aiming for zero dependencies and as fast a start as humanly possible, but it's not that crazy compared to something like Electron (which itself is not as inherently bad as most people make it out to be).

The real problem with slow web apps has less to do with the architecture of the apps, and more to do with them letting developers build apps really quickly and easily, meaning that you often have apps built by developers who don't entirely know what they're doing, and they introduce tons of inefficiencies like double rendering etc.

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