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[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Why would you lick your Thinkpad?

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Why wouldn't you?

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 125 points 6 days ago
[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 108 points 6 days ago
[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 79 points 5 days ago

Centrally Located Input Tool

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!

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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 73 points 6 days ago

You just point and clit.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 49 points 6 days ago

I call it the clicktorus

[-] WhiteRice@lemmy.ml 71 points 6 days ago

“Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

[-] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

Nobody mentioned Archlinux

[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 6 days ago

Unix socks are for more than just Arch

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 6 days ago

Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

Polling time?!

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[-] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 23 points 6 days ago

I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

[-] gamer@lemm.ee 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think it went like this:

  • Linux is highly customizable
  • customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
  • weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
  • some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
  • gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
  • gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
  • Rust was invented

So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.

[-] Buildout@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

I loled at "Rust was invented" :)

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[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 30 points 6 days ago

The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!

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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 6 days ago

It's apparently a newly vocal (yet previously existing) trend amongst trans and drag programmers, particularly of the linux variety.

I know of one transwoman and she doesn't do this, though we do work for a "business formal" environment.

Seems to be a bigger thing amongst the younger college CS and fresh out of college folk.

I personally find it a bit funny, but I also have the small bit of me that worries about the social-political climate and how it might impact their careers.

Amongst engineers I've still found an uncomfortable amount of conservatives. So even if they don't support MAGA directly, I'd imagine they still carry a lot of that bias on "what is appropriate" or not.

Basically there is a stereotype that a lot of trans girls are programmers, and thigh high socks are a stereotype of trans girls along with blahaj ownership as well. There are a lot of chasers on 4chan and some trans folks as well. Therefore some anon shopped a picture of an Amazon listing to say "programming socks" to poke fun at the two stereotypes. People embraced it so much that the socks started showing up on Amazon when you search "programming socks". As for a specific programming language, I have seen Rust associated with trans women.

I for one don't think estrogen has made me better at coding at all. I tried to do Rustlings before and didn't have time to follow through with it, but maybe I should give it another go.

[-] Redkey@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/programming-socks

TL;DR: It all seems to have started with a (possibly deliberately) misnamed pair of socks for sale on Amazon. They began showing up as suggestions when people searched for programming-related items.

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 52 points 5 days ago

I never thought to use my tongue to move the mouse

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 days ago
[-] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago
[-] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I just got one for work, and I kept giggling to myself because of this

[-] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

Here you go, source material!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 26 points 6 days ago

Some of them move to marketing and become sexual predators

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

So tempted to send this to my gf but I'm going to get roasted alive. 🏳️‍🌈

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago

Consider it a moment for light hearted constructive criticism

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

The closer I am to a target the more I will overshoot it

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

Controller innovation is dead in the water because familiarity :(

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[-] kuhli@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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[-] vorpuni@jlai.lu 23 points 5 days ago

So that's why the keyboards are waterproof too?!

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

So other than clit-mouse, what's the actual name of the nubbin thingy?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

It's the click-toris.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Apparently wiki identifies it as a "pointing stick".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointing_stick

...also, I find it amusing that the article does use the term clitmouse.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

Lenovo calls it the TrackPoint but most people call it the "nipple"

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

We always called them mouse nipples.

[-] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

…and other fairy tales you can tell yourself.

it's true, lesbian confirmed

[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

Is this ALSO a sex joke? 😄

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