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[-] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago

But what did One Direction have to do with it all?

[-] tobis@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

Man, I wish Lex Luthor was president.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The less cartoonishly evil choice.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He's actually a genius too

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Two good ways to write Lex Luthor:

"There's no way people could be so naive."

"Everyone but me is a complete moron!"

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 1 week ago

Lex Luthor is to smart to pull out off though. He'd have to lose at least 150 IQ points first.

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

And then, bewilderingly, re-elect you.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Superman, where are you?

^^And ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Half? I dont see a french revolution right now...

[-] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

It's more like 25-30%

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

I mean the entire country is letting him get away with it, one half is doing it enthusiastically.

[-] agelord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What is the other half doing, may I ask?

this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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