John Wick - Keanu
I would pay money to see that in theaters
John Wick - Alfie Allen
Blue's Brothers - John Belushi
Rounders - John Malkovich
Swingers - Vince Vaughn
Pacific Rim - idris Elba
Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
Surely, you'd keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it's all a hallucination.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.
John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing
Starship troopers - Michael Ironside
Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"
C'mon you apes...pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.
TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.
no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal
Hateful 8.
Samuel L Jackson.
"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"
I would pay to see that.
Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.
The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.
Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film
Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee
Predator, the predator
The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown
When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.
So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.
So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen
Taken - Liam Neeson
Clue. Tim Curry.
Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.
Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"
This is going to get me put on a watchlist...
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.
I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.
Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal
Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon
Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise
Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”
Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.
This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.
Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.
This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.
Wicker Man - Nick Cage
Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.
Mad Max furry road, max
Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at
Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.
Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs
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