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[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago

At least anon can identify that his impulse is bad

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Why is it bad to be topped? As long as you’re using adequate protection, at least 2 or more condoms, nothing should go awry

[-] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your not taking the old condoms off are you?

I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.~~

~~The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.~~

Edit: egg on my face

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 2 weeks ago

The fact that you're complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

~~Yeah alright then, i don't get it.~~

Fuck, I am slow today

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 weeks ago

It happens, its okay

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think you in particular should use only one condom

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

Real and gay

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago

Or maybe op is just a regular 15 year old

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago
  1. No.
  2. That's not what the post is about
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I have a highly active sex drive yet I find most sexual acts boring and the human body too disgusting to be worth a damn.... drawings however are irresistible

There's gotta be a word for this

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Graysexual yet high libido?

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Don't know what a greysexual is

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

If you know what Asexuality is (having little to no sexual attraction. Different from libido), and if you know what Allosexual is (your sex wanting normies), then greysexual is something inbetween. Usually it leans more twoards asexual, and they can't exactly relate to their allo piers talking about sex.

You can find more info here.

Happy Pride!

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

this is why all LARPs are horny

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