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I'll go first:

Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.

Once again, no fucking clue.

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[-] emogu@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. On the way back to bed I accidentally tripped on a piece of furniture I didn’t see. When I turned on the light my pinky toe was bent in a right angle. Had to have it reset and taped up but since it was my right foot I couldn’t drive for several weeks. Every day I just thought how stupid and avoidable this whole mess was.

[-] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Ouch. I had a sciatica flare up when I got up to use the bathroom one night, ended up falling backwards and putting a hole in the wall...

I sneezed. Pulled a muscle between my ribs, it was impossible to sneeze for two months after that, each time my nose itch an adrenaline rush stop it mid sneeze.

[-] hyacin@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

omg I did that when I had COVmonia last year and many times figured I'd rather just be dead.

That is absolutely the worse, being unable to sneeze for a week straight and always being in the state just before sneezing: horrible

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