You have the ability to telekinetically manipulate objects near politicians, but they can't get injured or die before their fated lifespan is up; How do you embarass the politicians? (sh.itjust.works)

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By "near" I mean like a sphere of 10 Meters around them. You can't manipulate them directly, it has to be a non-living object. You also can't cause anyone else to die before their fated time of death.

So, how do you embarass them.

Trip them down the stairs? (zero injuries remember)

Drop their mug while they try to drink water?

C'mon, what's the most embarassing thing you can do?

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Make em kiss each other

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Increase the density of air around them by ten of fifteen percent. If they begin to lie, reduce it to like 85% of normal.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Keep moving the mic away from their face so they sound meak and quiet and no one votes for them.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I'll telepathically tip port-a-potties upside down over Danielle Smith for decades with regularity if any deities are listening.

[-] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hold their hairs that normally fall out in place until they are on camera then shed all at once.

Make their eyes water whenever they are on camera by pushing just a little too much air at them.

Wardrobe malfunctions are an option, but I think making them fumble everything would be better, so they try to hold a pen and it slips out of their hand etc.

Make the camera drift upwards so they look shorter.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Always keep their shoes untied, buttons undone, fly down, hair messy, etc.

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