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submitted 2 years ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 63 points 2 years ago

“You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

I don't think it'll stand up in court.

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I don't think it'll stand up in court.

maybe not, but it surely stand up last night in the guy bedroom

[-] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe they'll show her onlyfans in court and then it just might.

[-] query@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

If that's what makes you lose respect for police officers, you haven't been paying attention.

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

This reads like an onion article lol

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I checked to see if it was. IDK how the onion is surviving in this new bizarro timeline.

[-] noodle@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago

This man is trying to roast the woman for something she's clearly not ashamed of, while publicly outing himself for spending $30 on a single wank.

[-] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What in tarnation

[-] reflex@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts."

That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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