Literally as we speak I'm waiting to hear back from QA about a production fix we rushed out at 4:50pm on a Friday. Surely this won't go terribly
Pouring one out for you now as a way of securing good karma
I'm not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don't jinx an already cursed day...
What use is testing in a development environment if you can't be sure production will behave the same way?
Imagine how ridiculous it would be if space agencies rehearsed their missions on land, like in a pool or something, before trying it in space.
Do it, wus, you know you want to. Forget the tests, they always fail anyway.
Is this a new advice-dog-era style meme? I like it.
Everyday, when I push and deploy, I hear Metallica in my head playing and singing a variation of seek and destroy: "Push And Deploy" :-D
I tried to have AI generate the lyrics and the artwork for this but it wasn't great...
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