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map reducer (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

is this an encoder

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Why not both?

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago
[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand

[-] sus@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 days ago

This is an encoder

Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. :(

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago
Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
    * Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
        Expected: Bread
        Actual: Cucumber

This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

[-] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

Extract Transform Loaf

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

which one is the root for loop?

[-] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That’s not a tasty sandwich

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

[-] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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