He also doesn't know what a merchant is, and just refers to himself as a sellsword.
The real joke, something something
In Witcher 3, in the first big city, there's a guy who yells "top notch swords!" every time you pass him.
But ... He doesn't sell swords. Not even weapons. Just armor.
I wouldn't find that so offensive if he weren't so boastful.
edit: As noted in a response, it was "Witcher" not "Witches."
Do you mean Witcher 3? Might've been autocorrected.
Someone's been reading https://swordscomic.com/
I was thinking Fighter from that ancient webcomic, what was it called, 8 Bit Theatre? "Swordchucks, yo."
Not sure how you're supposed to use them while carrying around that heavy armoire.
Reminds me of a half-orc I once played called Sword. Sword wielded a big sword; Swords only word was sword; Swords solution to all problems in some way involved Swords or sword.
Got a surprising amount of mileage out of using the word sword combined with different tones and gestures, as well as some fun non-violent but still sword based solutions.
I want more of these random encounters in my RPGs hah!
"M-O-O-N, that spells 'sword!'"
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