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These are gonna be worse than the DethKlok phone, and that thing has spikes that stab your face when you use it.
Fucking solid reference
Dunkin Hills approved
It also could be used as a weapon.
Never ceases to embarrass this nation
Plot twist: there are no phones, the whole thing is a scheme to rip off people for $64.70. Enough money to make the scam worth it, not enough for people to put in the time and effort to reclaim their money unless their credit card will compensate them.
I mean, it's literally just a rebranded CP12, it's a $50 phone that's been painted gold.
That's not a twist at all....
There is hidden significance and symbolism throughout the device for those dedicated trumpies to uncover. For example, one easter egg is that the length of the screen is exactly 4x the length of trump’s dick.
And they prolly didn't measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.
Imagine if earlier fascists were as corrupt with conflicts of interests. Maybe we could call via the Adolfone.
The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations
Weird. Mussolini’s greatest achievement was at a gas station.
The Francoin is doing poorly in the crypto markets.
It's the #FascistPhone .
This is what a software developer would call a con-action error.
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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