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[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Also: find the most critically injured person and ask them if they are alright.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

I had to suppress my laughter in a quiet open office. “Mate” really is a force multiplier here.

[-] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

!youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Subscribed.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, if they're suffering from shock, I guess giving them a drink is about the only thing there that's really going to help them by increasing fluid volume, though not by much. Contraindicated because they might need surgery and might choke, though.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago

And good luck telling the cops that the victim got drunk after the crash.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Give them another drink

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

On the UK theory test, this question used to have an answer of "offer them a cigarette".

[-] Sims@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Obviously correct. What did he win ?

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