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[-] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

when my wife does this to me, i say "yes" and do what i was asking.

#NotAVampire

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was "out of class without permission" thankfully it made the VP laugh

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Remember, when a vampire invokes yourHouse.requestEntry(), return false.

[-] chosensilence@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

you can come in whoever you want

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Can" works fine of you are asking if you are able rather than for permission. But, words don't exist anyway.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

In a way the vampire is asking both if they're able to and for permisson

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let's go with OP's title, where the vampire is asking if anyone's up on grindr.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

As a language nerd and pedant, I love this.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, in that case, how about you pay me that $10 you owe me?

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