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[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

They should win awards for this.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

The Onion is half the reason I'm still sane.

[-] Bags@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I signed up for the physical print edition at the tail end of last year. They are excellent reading and I have 0 regrets. Well I do have one regret... Not signing up sooner. I missed the November 2024 publication to tie the whole shit-sandwich together.

Their marketing/member emails are also amazing.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago

Beast mode. Excellent write up!

[-] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Teachers get apples while democrats get onions!

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hats off, in particular, to the editors actually signing the piece, rather than hiding behind the board like WaPo does.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah, good work to this "ted kaczynski" guy for being such an upstanding citizen

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

At least he wasn't a pussy.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

He has more courage than Congress

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

And 99% of the rest of the US.
What are they doing?

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Tu stultus es back to you, my craven countrymen.

Tu stylus es! Omnes stulti estis!

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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