One time, I was in the arctic doing some research. On a snowmobile, in winter, we crest a hill and see a couple of wolves pigging out on a caribou. I'm riding in the toboggan, and I start telling at the driver: "go go go!" They proceeded to chase our snowmobile for like a mile, with no hope at all of catching us, but running anyway. Like dogs chasing tires, I think they had no choice. Instincts are strong.
If an apex predator is running, maybe keep up.
I know it's a joke. But would a wolf consider a human an apex predator? What about bears? Do these animals fear humans? I can't say I'm familiar with them. I figured they wouldn't, in most circumstances. I would think their default stance towards us is that we're their prey
Most animals know humans are too much trouble to mess with.
Sure, you can kill one human. But next thing you know your whole species has gone extinct, or worse, has been domesticated into pocket yappy dogs that can't breathe properly.
In places where we've been around long enough staying away from humans has practically been bred into every surviving predator's instincts by now (which is what makes polar bears so terrifying, they're about the only dangerous predator that doesn't have this instinct yet, and probably never will, now that murdering whole species has become a bit of a bad look); anything that considered us prey and didn't learn not to simply doesn't exist anymore.
Wolves in particular (in the few places where they survive) definitely know not to mess with us, except maybe in the frozen depths of Canada, and so do most bears (again, with possible exceptions in the least populated bits of North America) except polar ones.
The bears and coyotes around here hide from me! Even if I try and creep on 'em, they still usually sense me and run.
Maybe put your dick away then
Just giving the boys some air! Some animals are so damned judgemental.
"ah shit, it's that weird human again. Better hide or it will get awkward"
Bears usually avoid humans, unless very hungry, because those who didn't avoid us, didn't tend to live very long.
Conserving energy is not really our thing.
The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.
Sweat offers cooling bonuses.
Something about being upright too but I don't recall.
Bipedal running gains a lot of energy just by falling forward rather than pushing forward every step.
Standing upright simultaneously exposes more skin surface area to the flow of air, while minimizing the skin's exposure to direct sunlight.
If I need more energy I'll just set something on fire
They are animals and cant understand cause and effect. With nothing to chase or hunt you expire as a blob of fat
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