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[-] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If anyone is wondering the connection:

This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

[-] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 month ago

The Nazi Foundation positions another pawn.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Why is he making that face. lmfao

[-] gex@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

More like nightmareworks.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Let it be known that WW3 was not unforeseen.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

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[-] klu9@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

Mission failed: Just seeing his face makes me want to strap C4 around my chest and walk into the RNC.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to ~~Lead U.S. Terror Prevention~~ scape goat.

FTFY

[-] arc99@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

22-Year-Old

Obvious lack of experience and not qualified for the position.

Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant

Completely irrelevant, and not something to criticize. God forbid people get a shit starter job when they're joining the work force.

[-] Toga65@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Listing previous work is pretty standard when getting a job, also shows his prior qualifications which I think we're entitled to know.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The lack of experience is worthy of criticism; but the "Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant" is presented as not worthy of respect. Which is bullshit.

It has the same air as some trumpanzee dipshit trying to insult AOC by calling her a 'bartender', as though having been a bartender makes her unqualified for her current position, which is similarly bullshit.

Gardeners, store assistants, and bartenders all contribute to our society and shouldn't be looked down on for their role; nor should that role be held against them when they decide to move on to something else.

...I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there's a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

AOC isn't 22. So where did he get experience to run such a department at 22 with no relevant job? No leadership, no military, no geopolical, nothing. It's like me leading an agency about anime. My knowledge of anime ends at the point that I know it exists. At 22 you can only get experience with terrorism by being military. Even if you're a rigorous and studious person, there's no way you can understand terrorism unless you've dealt with it personally.

For example, most of the suicide bomb attacks in Iraq weren't psychotic religious extremists. Most of them were pressured by the actual terrorists. They would kidnap or threaten their families to make them do it. Others were poor, destitute individuals who were promised that upon completion of their "mission" that their family would be rewarded with a large payout. This isn't uncommon even in the West. It gets underreported because in the West it usually manifests in a different way. My own grandpa repeatedly expressed concerns of not leaving his family enough before he took his own life and he tested rockets for NASA.so it's not exclusive to the Middle East to hold your family above yourself.

That level of understanding of the motive simply doesn't exist at 22, especially if you've never left the states. If you want to stop something, literally anything, you have to understand WHY it's happening. I don't wrench on my engine when the brakes are locked up, because I understand how the machine works. Terrorism is far more complicated than a vehicle, and it's an absolute requirement to have experience in it to understand it. It isn't the age, it's the experience.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I'm confused, this reads like an argument, but you're making the same point.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not, AOC had some life behind her when she was elected. This dude doesn't. And wasn't elected.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I'mma quote from the post you responded to, maybe you can help me see what I'm missing.

…I guess my point is that gardening and entry-level-grocery are completely fine and expected experience for a 22 year old; but that no 22 year old could have the experience to do well as a leader in terror prevention. So, there’s a distinction between criticizing the absence of experience (justified), vs criticizing someone for having actual experience in an unrelated field (bullshit).

Where does your argument contradict that?

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[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

The rise from starter job to top government official usually includes things like gaining experience, having some success, being a noteworthy professional in some way....

Not... Nothing?

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[-] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 1 month ago

This is his actual professional portrait btw

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Hahahahahhhahhahah

We're all going to die

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Idk why but I wanna slap him so bad. Like dude that brow smirk makes you look like a moron

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Mmmmmuh'lady

[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Great, another face I want to punch.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Were official portraits always this funny?

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