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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Trump's revenge for sloppy marching. /s

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You can't have any black or brown people in the SS.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Im a little bit mixed and having to be clean shaven is hell. The company I work for we can either have a beard or be clean shaven, but nothing inbetween. I cant grow a real beard, so I have to shave every day right before work. But I get ingrown hair like crazy from the shaving, so then I have to grow out my facial hair on the weekend just so I can properly pluck anything gone bad. At this point I just preemptively pluck most everything on my upper neck

Idk how my neck looking like a warzone of razorbumps and irritated areas from removed ingrown hairs is better than me having light scruff, but I dont make the rules

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

What kind of company do you work for? What business do they have regulating peoples' facial hair?

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Extreme high end customer service. Basically our uniform standards are not far off of military standards

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Well, in that case I'd say, you signed up for that.

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[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They’re trying to get brown people out of the military, because white people will be willing to attack brown civilians at home, cause all white people are racists according to them.

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