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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.

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[-] truxnell@aussie.zone 96 points 2 days ago

The chocolate is required, it's 'fired' Into the wafer to coat the entire inside of the cone with a layer of chocolate. This protects the Wafter from absorbing water from the ice team and going soggy. Source: Worked 4+ years in a ice cream factory and was curious myself. Plenty of features of food are often a necessity that is marketed as a feature

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Huh. I never thought of that as a reason for the chocolate. And it works both ways, the wafer protects the chocolate from melting.

Smart!

I really want a Cornetto now...

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

The world needs more ice cream cone engineers 🫡

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[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure this was tried over a decade ago already. Back then I used to live in Ireland, and Cornetto made the official statement that the block of chocolate at the bottom was the most practical and cost effective solution they found to prevent melting icecream leaking out through the bottom.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This is one of those litmus tests that can be used to instantly tell if a person is a human or a lizard-person.

[-] hexonxonx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

That's the best part, you monsters.

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago

So I'm seeing here the only real reason people don't like it is because they can't suck the ice cream out. I don't get it. Why not just fucking eat it and not get it all over yourself?

[-] Goretantath@lemmy.world 154 points 3 days ago

Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 days ago

It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

This

Eat least, I think that's why it's there, but that makes sense

Also, it's nice, a nice last piece of chocolate, what are people complaining about?

[-] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 2 days ago

You're supposed to eat the tip first and suck the ice cream out of the cone through the hole in the bottom.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago
[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 30 points 3 days ago

Don't be, don't ever shy away from being a beacon of truth, OP's wrong, period.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you're even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it's an elegant solution to the issue.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I like them.

And it's either that or wobbly waffles as soon as the ice melts a bit.

[-] RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago
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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 2 days ago

I like them, I'll die on this hill.

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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I thought I was on c/unpopularopinion for a second brb downvoting with my bot cluster

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[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 31 points 2 days ago

You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?

Sell me cone bottoms. I'll buy them all.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.

[-] Golfnbrew@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand...

[-] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 days ago

I mean you're just objectively wrong then 🤷

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 37 points 3 days ago

You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don't give a flying fuck about the whole subject.

Just eat a different ice cream instead of "petitioning" Cornetto.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Also, if Cornetto did remove the chocolate, that person would probably have to go into hiding.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 days ago

Your words are poison.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Look i dont usually support reform when they talk about deporting people for not having British values, but just this once......

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

This is the same kind of deviant that doesn’t eat the middle of a cinnamon roll.

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[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

That's the last satisfying bite!

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago

That's the treat for finishing the whole cone!

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[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago

That's almost the best part. Some actually have the waffle part entirely coated in chocolate to prevent it getting soggy. Plus thin layer of chocolate plays nice with the vanilla or strawberry inside.

[-] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 days ago

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

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