You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough (soranews24.com)

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[-] Strider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

For reference, that's about 33$ / 32€.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

what uh, what makes it "good" poop?

edit: oh. they want the microbiota in the shit.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I want to get paid to shit in box. Dream job

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

hey, if it's my shit they want, they can just feed me. seems fair.

[-] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

I don't know what to comment on this....

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I gotchu fam

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025

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