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Banned words (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

[-] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.

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[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

[-] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Why use many word when few word do trick.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

That would actually be an interesting challenge for an English class.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

They really hate "Miku" so they added it twice

[-] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

[-] Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.

[-] beneeney@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.

[-] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 points 1 month ago

Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

yeah this just basically "come up with a bunch new things that'll annoy us"

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[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I remember one of my teachers banning "doh!". It didn't last very long.

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[-] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My kid and his friends didn't make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I'm at that point... I know nothing.

[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I don't not use Arch, by the way

[-] nodiratime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I manhandle Manjaro.

[-] 17lifers@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

noo not miku miku beam >.<

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Hubi@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

All the words that start with n are banned

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Noooooooo!!!!

Oh, sorry....

Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

I don't use Ubuntu, by the way.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.

[-] sanderium@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I use Arch to trigger elitists

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

The Linux version of "I went to college ^outside of^ Boston"

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I use neither Arch nor Ubuntu, btw

[-] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

"N-words" plural? I can imagine edgy students going out of their way to avoid all words starting with that letter as a result of that rule, just to be difficult.

The sign itself lacks words starting with that letter other than the rule which bans it, and the separate quoting of one word that has one in it somewhere suggests they're allowed as long as they're unspecified on the list (otherwise that entry would have been omitted), so it's entirely possible to misinterpret.

On the other hand, avoiding all words starting with that letter seems like a fun idea, but will people even be able to tell? And it's surprisingly hard to express some concepts without it.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

it says n words they're allowed to have one

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i see what you're up to here. you've created your whole post without words that start with that particular letter. i do disagree that it's hard to express yourself without it however; it's perfectly possible, i'd say simple, actually, to completely erase the letter from your vocabulary. i'm able to get by perfectly well without a sole use of it, all with perfect legibility. yes, i'd go as far as to say that it's probably close to the bottom of the list of letters ~~when~~ if ordered by value. get rid of it, i say. to optimize the alphabet is to get our speech closer to the speed of thought. after that, we ~~can~~ will start to chip at the big boys; your time has come, S!

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

when

can

Almost. You did well, but it's too hard for me, except maybe for short phrases like this, which, regardless, still requires effort well above my comfort. It's the sixth most used letter by some measures. Seek out the typesetters' placeholder phrase where the first "word" has it as last (sixth), place, before the successor "SHRDLU", which show the order of the most used letters of, uh, latter-day British? Oof. Edit: Modified to avoid a superfluous usage.

This hurts, so it's time for me to stop.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

foul language and N-words

All of them? 🤔

How you gonna teach English without being able to teach nouns?

[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

How you gonna teach English without being able to teach ~~nouns~~ words which describe people, places or things?

FTFY, you dirty n-word user you.

[-] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Mikuru beam desu.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I like how foul language etc is halfway down the list

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They say there are multiple but failed to say which is prohibited, so I will avoid all words that use that letter.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

red ellipsoid

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The Italian brain rot really got me tho. Tung tung tung tung tung... Sahur!

[-] MelloniDev@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago
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