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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Hard fucking disagree dude. I'll eat ass, but that does not mean I'm about to take the place of a roll of toilet paper. Awful take. I'm not only in this picture pointing my spear at you, I'm taking the first lunge and twisting.

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 35 points 11 months ago

I wondered how long until ass eating would be brought up. First reply, not disappointed.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

A toothbrush is probably way cleaner than your mouth tho. It has lots of toothpaste contact and you wash it out after every use.

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Toothpaste isn't a disinfectant. It's just good at breaking up the gunk on your teeth while brushing. If you don't rinse your toothbrush well, or if you don't brush that often, bacteria can grow and thrive on the brush.

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago

I’m not scraping the scum out of their mouth with my tongue.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 11 months ago

You sound like a terrible kisser.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Why don't we have toothbrush containers like the barber uses for combs? Like just a jar of listerine deep enough for your toothbrush, and a lid. And if it existed, would it be weird to put two toothbrushes in there together? Would the disinfecting effect cancel out the marinating cross contamination effect?

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, that would work if people would be fastidious about swapping out the Listerine.

Given how often most people do so much as swap out their *toothbrush most of us would leave it until it mutated

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

My personal toiletries are mine. I don't even let anybody use my nail clippers. (I do have an additional set of clippers just in case anybody wants to borrow mine.) It's not about what's gross or coodies or whatever. It's about me being particular about the condition of my own stuff.

[-] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Right?! I had a roommate who would never rinse their toothbrush. I think. I have no idea what else would cause the kind of gross buildup I saw on it, so I think they just put toothpaste on it, brushed then put it back down. The bristles were all crusty and split and there was discoloration on the handle I'd never seen before or since. I wouldn't want to share with them. They were otherwise pretty hygienic, but I'd rather not brush for a day than use theirs.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Wait, wait, so you're telling me that all my homies can use my toothbrush now?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Am I tired? I read the first part as "If you can tongue-ass the person". So of course I couldn't connect eating ass with using the same toothbrush. Unless you kiss afterwards.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I mean surely if a toothbrush is too dirty to share it's too dirty to use

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

I’m not tongue kissing in between her teeth, man.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I did that involuntarily. We had a guest. On the second day in the morning, heading to work, I saw her through the open door in the bathroom using my toothbrush. It haunts me to this day.

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