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[-] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 weeks ago

That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There's no 3 pounds of weed here!

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him...

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago

With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?

Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.

Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.

[-] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!

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[-] KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nah bro, that's 50lbs of incense

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe quarter pounds. Still tens of thousands of dollars in a legal state.

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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.

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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Make weed butter and leave it in the freezer. Use it to make mind blowing edibles whenever you want. Keeps for about a year.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Huh, I've had some for longer and it hasn't turned yet. I guess I'm lucky (or my freezer is colder or idk)

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I haven't made weed butter, but id imagine it should keep for a really long time if there's a layer of endistrubed butter on top. Covering stuff in fat is an age old method of preservation.

[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Concentrates. Easy and safe ones to make at home are bubble hash or green dragon. One of my friends used to make BHO (butane honey oil), which can be quite dangerous.

[-] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

like the other person said, concentrates. That's why concentrates are so big in the cannabis market, fresh flower doesn't keep very long or sell at the kind of volume that edibles or pens made from concentrates do

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

People don't shoot each other over 50lbs of weed like that. Heroin maybe. But at this level, you're acting more professional

Source: trustmebro

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

This reminded me of a story that happened when I was still in the Navy.

I was stationed in San Diego and I had a friend who had gotten out and became a sheriff's deputy, in a nearby city, and he offered to let me do a ride along with him for a the day.

There were a couple of things that happened that changed my opinion of him and cops in general (I am 99% ACAB now though).

Towards the end of the day, someone made a call that someone was smoking meth in a motel room. My friend was called in to assist the cop already there.

We got there and he had me stand back until he waved me in a few minutes later.

I walked up and the OP cop had, what looked like, two skater types sitting on the curb just outside their motel room. Still teenagers.

My friend said he needed me to help toss the room, looking for drugs while the other cop questioned them.

Going into the room, my friend asked the kids to do him a favor and just tell him where the drugs were. They told him it was behind one of the nightstand drawers.

Sure enough it was there (sandwich bag of pot), but my friend said we still needed to search, just in case there really was meth, or something else illegal.

While we searched, I could hear the cop question the kids. They were from a town over and just got paid. They both lived at home and just needed a place to smoke.

In the room was a new skate board deck, some Sonic, and an Xbox with some games. No meth. They were begging for them not to call their parents and I just thought these kids were fucked.

We finished searching and came out, my friend gave the pot to the other cop.

This part is what blew my mind.

My friend looks at the kids and says, "Let me guess. You were both smoking and some guy smelled the pot, knocked on your door and asked to have some and you told him to fuck off?"

At no point did the kids say anything about someone knocking on their door.

The kids looked flabbergasted and stammered, "How did you know?", to which my friend said that was who probably called in, saying someone was smoking meth.

They then took the handcuffs off and my friend then says, "Next time, don't answer the door."

The other cop then GIVES THEM THE POT BACK, and we all walk away.

I was sure those poor kids were fucked and I said as much. My friend then said, "I don't give a shit about pot. Kids don't break into Grandma's house and rob her so they can get money to buy pot.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, ACAB because the "good" ones don't stand up to the bad ones, but some do do the right thing, at least sometimes. In this case, arresting them would have created a situation where they're much worse off, and they end up doing more crime. Meanwhile, they didn't do any harm and just wanted to hang out peacefully by themselves. Our criminal "justice" system creates more criminals than it removes.

[-] 5too@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

...were the kids white, out of curiosity?

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[-] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren't just hippies skipping rent.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Back in pre-legit days, one could get paid "in product" for a few months' work, and even at local market rates (~$1.1k/lb) could improve those wages 10x — if you knew how to get it to NYC, etc. (something something goldfish bulk boxes are foil-lined something something overnight shipping something something "holiday" care package cough)

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

No conflict at all in my mind. Leave no evidence of being there. Put out a few cameras to catch the faces of anyone entering. Call the cops and the DEA, and stay clear til the dust settles.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

2 hours is enough to watch No Country for Old Men.

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[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody must have smoked a joint in the house somewhere because I can definitely smell something

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I mean unless she wanted to enter the drug trafficking business, there's not much to do, hide away a few packages and then call the cops

[-] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, you'll need to test one bag just to confirm what it is right?

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