cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32380509
An official US Government account posted this
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/01/us/what-is-alligator-alcatraz-florida
I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator
What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???
POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!
They did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".
Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.
Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.
If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.
Pooing?
Alligator Auschwitz
So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their 'human' skin and reveal themselves?
well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis
alligators are remarkably non-violent for being obligate carnivores
Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.
They also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.
A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.
Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn't.
Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.
This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.
Why are these alligators better identified than real ice
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