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Scientists discover new life aboard Great Lakes research vessel
(news.d.umn.edu)
The current administration will immediately accuse the goo of being "woke," and ship it to Alligator Auschwitz.
That was actually an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation. A entire planet decided to be "100% vanity" by casting out its "evil" (in the form of a black sludge, go figure) and imprisoned it away. Spoiler, over centuries the sludge became more angrier, powerful, got telekinesis (throw rocks with their mind), and took over that entire planet.
Great episode that I'll never forget
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