Sorry, I procrastinate fuckin everything.
fine.
@Stamets, I'm gay
Please marry me I'm so fucking lonely
sending you a hug.
if you're in my area I'd love to hang out.
I would also love that but I live on an island in the middle of the ocean. Tends to be a bit isolating, unfortunately.
An island of sadness and no steamdecks
is it a nice island at least?
I'm not in an island, sorry
It's not too bad. Pretty during some times of year, cold as fuck in other times. Newfoundland.
they found it centuries ago, time to rename to Oldfoundland
You're no longer allowed to visit
Recentlyfoundland?
Newfoundlandunlessyoucountthenativeswhofounditthousandsofyearsago.
Has a nice ring to it
That works. Strap a nice acronym to it and then let's get something to eat.
the lovely Canadian province if NFLUYCTNWFITOYA
It's not so far from my island. If I come for a visit someday I'll let ya know we can get lunch or married or something.
I got one condition.
You gotta get screeched in.
I know that you're close by because I didn't need to explain what the fuck being screeched in meant lmao
I'm nowhere close by and would be grateful for an explanation.
Fuck a moose.
If you that bored and the moose consents... but please reconsider
Every time my boss/coworker asks me if I did anything on the weekend. Doing things costs money which y'all know I don't have.
Me, at age 25, colourised.
But after that I aged rapidly and things got a lot more expensive.
Lol i saw this and immediately was about to send it to you on discord lmao
Dude, you think money doesn't just come out of thin air? I have to work half an hour to an hour to earn enough to buy pizza and beer, and you know what? [Bad Word] you, dude.
Jesus Christ — neither you nor I knew just how much your frequent input means to me. I’m glad you’re ≈here
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