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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I'm going to guess that James Gunn isn't going to take career advice from...checks notes...Dean fucking Cain.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Well, Superman wasn't born in the U.S.A to parents in the U.S.A..

He travelled as an unaccompanied minor to the USA. I hate to say it but it seems pretty obvious to me he's not from 'round here with the whole flying and laser eyes thing too.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

DUDE! In the 1940s they called Superman an immigrant... HE IS A FUCKING ALIEN!

Also he was an ILLEGAL alien! His escape pod landed outside some childless couple's farm house in the mid-west, and bless their hearts the first thing they did was adopt him.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

He’s literally an illegal alien. Like, according to every definition of the words.

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

nazis crying that their ubermensch is also a mensch

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What an ignorant bitch.

[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah well I’m calling Dean Cain a little bitch.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We're still getting Dean Cain's opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Remember when they had to define woke for some court case? The definition was something like acknowledging that there are inequalities in society. Superman's whole schtick is that he's morally good and has a ton of power but doesn't resort to authoritarianism. That seems pretty "woke" to me, too.

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Anyone who just read the headline needs to actually go read the article. It's not very long. Not that the headline is misleading, he absolutely said those things, but the whole thing is just the most deranged rant. Cain somehow got from being mad about changing the slogan to "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow" to immigrants want to make America into Somalia in two moves.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So this is how he tries to start relevant now? He should get a hobby.

[-] bobthened@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Dean Cain was in one of the 'God's not Dead" movies. That tells you all you need to know about him.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dean Cain is just Kevin Sorbo 2.0

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[-] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

... is that Dean Cain?

[-] Grumpyleb@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

An illegal alien immigrant at that!

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo - two people who would get their asses kicked by the characters they played.

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[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Trump's wife is an immigrant. Trump's parents were immigrants. Many people who are immigrants don't like immigrants because immigrant is code for "someone I don't like for x reason".

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

It's almost like these people have no clue about the source material at all. Reminds me of religious folks 😂

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Everything i don't like is woke (or communism).

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