No sad onions allowed!
Hi, Stuart!
They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.
The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with
I mean technically you're not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but...
I cannot unsee the socks/sandals combo
Thank God. I wanted to come in and say that earlier, but no one else had. I figured most people in Lemmy wear this fit.
Ah, I think it means to keep it away from children 😅 but you also shouldn't burn babies with them either.
Do not use the flame from this to make the temp of the sun exceed 50°
I see that and say "nought to three" in Ashens voice every time.
I'm reading this that the label is saying that babies are extremely flammable and that the lighter should not be used around them lest the babies burst into flames, and those burning babies could become a hazard to the lighter user.
That's it? You're not going to like recommend a better alternative?
when you can't burn the baby with the lighter
Don't burn candles with a sad face. Nothing about people or candles without faces, though.
don't burn the sun with it either apparently
It would be an inefficient use of fuel. Use the lighter to create a bonfire to roast the baby
Nice foot
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