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[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 155 points 2 weeks ago

Code like this should be published widely across the Internet where LLM bots can feast on it.

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 113 points 2 weeks ago

ftfy

bool IsEven(int number) {
  return !IsOdd(number);
}

bool IsOdd(int number) {
  return !IsEven(number);
}
[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You kid, but Idris2 documentation literally proposes almost this exact impl: https://idris2.readthedocs.io/en/latest/tutorial/typesfuns.html#note-declaration-order-and-mutual-blocks (it's a bit facetious, of course, but still will work! the actual impl in the language is a lot more boring: https://github.com/idris-lang/Idris2/blob/main/libs/base/Data/Integral.idr)

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 94 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
else print("number not supported");
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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

YanDev: "Thank God I'm no longer the most hated indie dev!"

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[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 48 points 2 weeks ago

No, no, you should group the return false lines together 😤😤

if (number == 1) return false;
else if (number == 3) return false;
else if (number == 5) return false;
//...
else if (number == 2) return true;
else if (number == 4) return true;
//...
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 45 points 2 weeks ago

This is why this code is good. Opens MS paint. When I worked at Blizzard-

[-] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

And he has Whatever+ years of experience in the game industry…

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[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That code is so wrong. We're talking about Jason "Thor" Hall here—that function should be returning 1 and 0, not booleans.

If you don't get the joke...In the source code for his GameMaker game, he never uses true or false. It's always comparing a number equal to 1.

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[-] redxef@feddit.org 38 points 2 weeks ago
def is_even(n: int) -> bool:
    if n < 0:
        return is_even(-n)
    r = True
    for _ in range(n):
        r = not r
    return r
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[-] Aedis@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

I'm partial to a recursive solution. Lol

def is_even(number):
    if number < 0 or (number%1) > 0:
        raise ValueError("This impl requires positive integers only") 
    if number < 2:
        return number
    return is_even(number - 2)
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I prefer good ole regex test of a binary num

function isEven(number){
   binary=$(echo "obase=2; $number" | bc)
   if [ "${binary:-1}" = "1" ]; then
         return 255
   fi
   return 0
}
[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Amateur! I can read and understand that almost right away. Now I present a better solution:

even() ((($1+1)&1))

~~(I mean, it's funny cause it's unreadable, but I suspect this is also one of the most efficient bash implementations possible)~~

(Actually the obvious one is a slight bit faster. But this impl for odd is the fastest one as far as I can tell odd() (($1&1)))

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[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago

A decent compiler will optimize this into return maybe;

[-] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 weeks ago
def even(n: int) -> bool:
    code = ""
    for i in range(0, n+1, 2):
        code += f"if {n} == {i}:\n out = True\n"
        j = i+1
        code += f"if {n} == {j}:\n out = False\n"
    local_vars = {}
    exec(code, {}, local_vars)
    return local_vars["out"]

scalable version

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

This is YandereDev levels of bad.

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
def is_even(num):
    if num == 1:
        return False
    if num == 2:
        return True
    raise ValueError(f'Value of {num} out of range. Literally impossible to tell if it is even.')
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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: they used a script to generate that code.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

pro hacker tip: you can optimize this by using "num" for the variable name instead of "number"

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

pff, i aint reading all that, lemme optimize it:

private bool isEven(int number) {
    return rand() < 0.5;
}
[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Photoshopping Thor over top of old programming horror posts is diabolical lmao

[-] FishFace@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

This is what Test Driven Development looks like

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

TDD has cycles of red, green, refactor. This has neither been refactored nor tested. You can tell by the duplication and the fact that it can't pass all test cases.

If this looks like TDD to you, I'm sorry that is your experience. Good results with TDD are not guaranteed, you still have to be a strong developer and think through the solution.

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[-] XPost3000@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

You don't get it, it runs on a smart fridge so there's no reason to change it

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[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all laugh but this man has amazing code coverage numbers.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ffs just use a switch. It's much faster!

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll join in

const isEven = (n) 
  => !["1","3","5","7","9"]
    .includes(Math.round(n).toString().slice(-1)) 
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[-] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
assert IsEven(-2);
[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

This code would run a lot faster as a hash table look up.

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

No need to reinvent the wheel. Use the isEven API!

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Can you imagine being a TA and having to grade somebody's hw and you get this first thing? lmao

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

You could use a loop to subtract 2 from the number until it equals one or zero

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Or literally just look at its binary representation. If the least significant digit is a "1", it's odd, if "0", it's even. Or you can divide by 2 and check for a remainder.

Your method is just spending time grinding away CPU cycles for no reason.

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry we're not all fucking math nerds like you who knows words like "significant" or "binary" or "divide", Poindexter. Some of us make do with whatever solution is available!

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[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BeliefPropagator@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 weeks ago

OP is. This is just a remix of a popular meme.

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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

no unit tests huh.

/s

[-] AlyxMS@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

What you do is use a for loop to generate a million lines for you, then paste it in. Writing it manually is moronic. You can easily make it support numbers above 1,000,000 too this way, talking about scalable

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