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Chaos Rule(s) (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by snoons@lemmy.ca to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33018728

CHAOS PUFF APPROACHES

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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I believed you for a split second until the second half.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Well done sir

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you sir

[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Is there perhaps a way you could furnish proof?

I’ve seen this picture for a few years and would be thrilled to believe this.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.

[-] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It is the Internet after all, but your comment seemed to be obviously satire to me. You did have me in the first half, not going to lie.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone's phones have started auto-capitalizing "internet"? I often wonder why that is.

[-] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Literally noticed it for the first time typing the aforementioned comment. It is indeed weird to me...

[-] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

almost fnaf-jumpscare-esque

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