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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

coldplay broke up my family after my dad was caught cheating with one of his subordinates.

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

That didn't have to be the case. That was your mom's choice.

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[-] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

Mostly because they used to rule the world, but everything they touched wasn't gold, it was all yellow

[-] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Did I just get Cold-rolled?

[-] kresten@feddit.dk 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Better yet, you got Cold-played

[-] ell1e@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is the most epic comment I've read on lemmy so far 😩👌

[-] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

You mean comment chain right :p

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I'm here to confirm your setup was essential to provide the secondary setup for the epic punchline.

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[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Hate is probably a strong word, but I don't really care for their music. There's nothing technically wrong with it, they're competent musicians, but it all feels boring and generic to me. It's bland and inoffensive, like it was written to play over a grocery store PA at a barely liminal volume for a middle-aged housewife to absent-mindedly hum along with as she compares laundry soap.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

There's nothing more boring and generic than Maroon5. At leastI can remember some songs by Colplay. Maroon5 is just all a generic mash

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[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

They're popular because they're broadly appealing and inoffensive, so for people who are passionate about music they're likely comparatively boring, whereas people who don't really care about music aren't going to go out of their way to support or defend them.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They, like many other bands, stopped doing what they were good at, to experiment. It's not as good.

I don't hate them, but their good albums were a long time ago.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They are so completely soft and bland. They are the unflavored yogurt of music.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Unflavoured, unsweetened, full fat yoghurt is the only yoghurt. You're thinking of sweet, vanilla low-fat yoghurt.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hey I dig plain yogurt, however I cannot think of a single Coldplay song.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Because they're a poor man's Radiohead....

Their first two albums are alright though.

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I came to this thread intendending to defend them (even if I like a few songs, i wouldnt call myself a fan; I just dont like people getting unreasonable hate over anything) but this comment is just so real that I have lost the will for battle. Coldplay is mid Radiohead and that is okay.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

They are a whiny facsimile of rock but they still got played on the rock stations. They are the opportunity cost of bands.

[-] leraje@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Hate is too strong a word I think - I nothing them - but they produce the sort of soulless indie/pop ballad that you know will end up in the soundtrack of Hollywood paint-by-numbers romcom that would've gone straight to DVD a decade or so ago. The unending radio play rotation would force the song (and we could be talking about any and all Coldplay songs here) into your brain and then five years later you'd find yourself humming it as you suddenly realised a longe bar version of it is playing in the lift (elevator USians) you're in.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Same reason that some people obsessively hate pineapple on pizza. They heard it before and can't come up with an original thought of their own.

That or they are having an affair and got caught.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Why do people hate Nickleback?

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The amount of radio play they got, for me. I was a fan of How You Remind Me when it came out, and they do have a handful of listenable songs, but the sheer amount of repetition changed things from "they're ok" to "omg not again, fuck these guys".

I feel similar, but to a lesser degree, about Coldplay.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Their first album The State is pretty damn good. And they have some decent singles after that.

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[-] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They're the mayonnaise of music

[-] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I don't "hate" Coldplay, I nothing them. I don't care for their sound at all, but am routinely forced to listen to it in stores. I resent being forced to listen to music, but don't hate the bands themselves.

The stores who play ten songs on a loop can go fuck themselves, however.

[-] UNY0N@linux.community 5 points 1 week ago

I think it is mostly the massive success. Some people have a belief that anything that is very popular is by definition bad.

https://headstuff.org/topical/love-hate-popular/

[-] jonathan@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I think you're sort of right. It's not simply because they're popular, it's because the popularity means they get inescapable radio play. Over time you resent it more and more.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Generally it is a reaction to having the popular stuff forced into their spaces. Pop music like Coldplay makes its way into movies, shows, and store music so it is always there to cause annoyance.

Like I hate Jared fucking Leto because he keeps getting into movies I would otherwise want to enjoy. If he was only in movies I don't want to watch then I wouldn't think of him at all, like the other actors and actresses that don't ever think about.

[-] hisao@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

anything that is very popular is by definition bad

More like, it's the lowest common denominator type stuff. In other words, average at best.

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[-] Krono@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I don't feel strongly about Coldplay, but I think their style is "whatever Radiohead was doing two years ago, but watered down for the masses".

Nothing wrong with that, but it does evoke a hipster vs. normie conflict.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Because they incite married coworkers to cheat with one another.

[-] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

From my perspective, their music is mediocre.

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[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just find the music boring. Like listening to ambient elevator music while you're waiting to get to your floor. It's just there in the background but no one cares about it. I'd never actually pay money to hear it live.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I have a space in my heart for their first four albums. They're perfectly enjoyable slices of indie that somewhat stood above the landfill shit that was otherwise getting airplay (fuck you Razorlight. Fuck you Kasabian).

Its fair to say that they and I grew apart from then on, as Chris Martin became more about the celebrity than the honest music, but even then, I never had any real problem with them.

They headlined Glastonbury last year and were excellent. Made me go back and listen to some of the records I'd ignored, and found that they were still a perfectly fine band. Considerably more poppy than they were, but not cynically so, I didn't think.

But I guess Martin comes across as a little too earnest, and his marriage to Paltrow a little too right-on, so the press kept digging in to them, as is their wont. That made people think it was popular to shit on them.

[-] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aww cmon Kasabian has a good album or two. I feel that about Coldplay's first four albums. I don't think it's a stretch to say they fell off at a certain point and became just another group pumping out four chords and repetetive refrains over a dance beat. If anything my dislike for them is rooted in the fact that they used to be better.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

God, I hate Kasabian. Shit thick music for drunks to yell along to after the football.

I saw them back before their first album came out, supporting the Von Bondies. They were fucking dreadful. A bunch of tracksuit wearing Ian Brown wannabies.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The same reason everyone shits on Arby's. Because everyone else does, which just makes it funny to everyone but the actual fans.

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[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I don't wanna talk about it but let's just say my wife won't talk to me unless it's through a divorce lawyer.

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Many of my friends really love Coldplay, so I've heard several of their albums played at parties. Many times. But I cannot remember a single song from Coldplay and most likely wouldn't recognize them if one was playing on the radio.

And I have a decent ear for music, I can play a few instruments and can even find the right chords for a song after hearing it once or twice. But not Coldplay. There is nothing wrong with their music, but it doesn't make me feel anything. It's just so generic to my taste, I guess.

[-] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I like their older stuff. „Clocks“, „Trouble“, „yellow“ or „The scientist“ are fucking awesome.

After that I listened to them less and less.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't hate them, but we have a joke, "is that... Coldplay?" when we hear an unfamiliar song, because their music is sort of unremarkable.

I don't think they are alone in that, it's just funny they got so famous with it. I've heard them in interviews and they sound like delightful people. Funny and self-aware.

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Because they're not Nickelback?

Hehe

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