The heel of the right shoe will wear out faster probably.

Nice one :)

¼*⅓ chance of getting it right.

.. Does that equal 1/7? My phone doesn't have a shortcut for it.

"What day is it?"

If I'm alone I'll just randomly ask myself now and then.

Gluteus overhang?

Google Lens can probably get it in seconds.

Yes. Brings some doubt to the post. Semi illiterate yet professional? On the other hand, it is on a Meta platform...

Here it's mainly people's holidays, horse events, and kids.

One guy got a surprise when he received a video of his own wedding that he didn't know a family member had taken.

The relative value of your bitcoin changed, but the amount of bitcoin itself stayed the same.

Same happens with cash I guess, except it tends to be worth less over time.

I convert them to USB for people as a side line. Quite rare to find one that won't play. Even the ones where the spools are white with mold still play ok.

I have two. One is busy converting tapes to USB for a customer.

Then came +++ath

Needs painting again. It's been ten years, and it's weatherboard.

Costs money. And time.