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[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

that’s terrible :(

i assume he must have thought because the machine was off it wasn’t an issue

and died of a heart attack as well damn

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Geez, imagine how much it would cost to repair.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is in the US, so about as much as the exam itself.

[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

True winner of a Darwin award

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

This is why our education system is under funded.

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

1kg =2.2 pounds. more like a 20 pound necklace.

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Don't know how quickly custom vinyl stickers can be bought & delivered, but someone needs to slap a "Died Like A Cartoon Character" achievement on his casket/headstone.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

put one on the MRI. how many of them actually score a fatality?

[-] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

Kind of like Tilikum, responsible for 3 of 4 known human deaths by an orca.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm rooting for the orca in the med that are eating rudders. Dunno why, I just think they're neat.

[-] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

Heck yeah! And they apparently have been teaching other pods how to do it.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

ok pod, in today's class we're gonna talk about control surfaces - what good is a boat that can't steer? billy stop clubbing that seal right this moment and pay attention

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

So, if the MRI spins at 12 RPM, does the dude also spin at 12 RPM?

Asking for a friend.

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