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Who wants a carrot gold ring? (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

Looks like it’s only 1 carrot.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

That's 1 24 carat carrot, though

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Realistically the carrot itself is only something like 5×10^(−11) karat gold.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, if we're being sticklers, I highly doubt that ring is 24 carats, either. 🤓

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

She is now married to a carrot.

A tale of taboo love.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

New Chuck Tingle novel out soon

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

[-] frithwyn@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

A Canadian woman who lost her ring?

[-] nonBInary@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6aKbr5oqV0 1:41

"24... carrot! (giggle-snickers)"

[-] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wonder at what point the carrot regretted its life.

I mean literally

[-] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

ouch

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