A pristine example of 2000's era internet humour. Note the self-indulgent repetition, the demotivational formatting, and the whimsy unalloyed by irony or self-deprecation. The creator would have had no stubble, denim pants that touch the ground and are usually wet, and hope for the future. It would have been quite the sight.

I saw it on fark.com a long time ago.

This is one of my favorite things the Internet has ever produced.

There's something about dogs that is just awesome. This seems to capture it nicely

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I recall a skydiving vulva