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[-] elbowdrop@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Ok, will do. Where does she live? Or do I need to find my own crotchety old lady to bother with my devil craft?

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

I guarantee if you make enough of these for long enough, your own crochety lady will just appear. We have someone who supposedly brings up complaints about "pagan idols" (garden gnomes) at every town meeting, and our town is relatively normal and boring by most standards.

[-] BarelyTheramin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

The wreaths summon her. No additional effort required.

[-] Izzent@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

My brushcutter does this all the time. IS MY STIHL POSSESSED?!?

[-] BarelyTheramin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. Bury it next to a stream on a new moon, dig it back up on the full moon, then take it to a spa day with you for a full massage and sauna.

[-] Jamixthedestroyer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I feel like both of these people have too much time on their hands, but only one is innocuous and hilarious

[-] BarelyTheramin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guys what the fuck. Locking this. Take a breather.

Edit: problem user removed. Carry on.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PS: Sorry for the webm

[-] eochaid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds on brand for Drew Mackie. Love his podcasts.

[-] Setarkus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong "grass" to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

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