My first world experience was being born. Entirely downhill since then

Moved to a new city a while ago and there is hardly any good vegan sushi here anywhere.

We have got so much stuff that we have trouble fitting everything into the new house we bought.

I mean, there is this spare room available, but it can only be reached by ladder, so putting stuff there is inconvenient.

I live in a nice village, my company were going litter picking volunteering which I really wanted to do but after day 1 (found a few items) it was just going for a walk with an empty bag.

I considered dropping lower the night before my son had to do a litter pick for a beavers badge

I bought the wrong dual arm monitor stand, and couldn't refund it.

Being nit-picky about the paper and writing instrument I use.

If I've gotten better in regard to paper selection, I still own way too much fountain pens, (mechanical-)pencils, ballpoint pens, and so on.

I ate too much, and now I feel so bloated that all I can bring myself to do is sit on my comfortable sofa