You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago

[-] kazerniel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

this reminded me of that song :D

[-] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Vitamin D though...

[-] kazerniel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

In the UK, where I live, many cereals and plant milks are fortified with Vitamin D. If you want natural non-animal sources, mushrooms (when exposed to the sun for 15-20 mins) contain quite a bit of Vitamin D. According to this article other rich plant sources are bananas, figs, kale and brussels sprouts.

[-] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Sorry. I meant B12.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

It might be constipation. Have you tried reducing your protein intake?

[-] hefty4871@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

This made me lol

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