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[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

I love the two laptops, nice touch. You really need two to code this hard!

Guaranteed cope. Cope that's desperately trying to sell you AI, because it's bleeding money.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 day ago

Typical CEO thinking number of lines of code is the same as productivity. What was the functionality of those 250k lines? Do arithmetic ops between two ints? Compute if an int is even?

[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 19 hours ago
if n% 2 == 0:
    print("Even")
else:
    print("Odd")
if (n+1)%2 == 0:
    print("Even")
else:
    print("Odd")
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

To circumvent a peculiar bottleneck that randomly sprouted up just after their new hire arrived, it’s just 250k lines marking specific numbers odd or even.

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

int lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollo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= 0;

porky-happy Kid's a wizard I tells ya!

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

I've been playing with cursor a bit at work (non-dev here - I'm a mechanical engineer writing custom tools for me & my team).

it might just be the way I use it, because my AI-positive boss seems to be more successful than me, but it's... not great. cursor itself seems to have many problems following instructions. and then the code it comes up with.. I've seen it make a complete replica of the original code when I asked it to add another scenario to the four already there, and mixed and matched between the two copies to access functions etc so that you couldn't just remove one.

it's definitely helped me a bit when I got stuck with a particular issue and didn't know what API calls to be using, but in general... idk. I don't have enough time with it yet, nor am I skilled enough to judge it properly, I think.

[-] johnwicksdog@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm a dev and I think my experience is mostly similar to yours. Where AI seems to work well, is when the boundaries of the problem are very well defined. For example : "Take this C++ implementation of the LCS algorithm and convert it to JS". That would have taken me a few hours at least, but AI appears to have nailed it. However, anything where a large amount of context is needed and it starts to fail fast, and suggest absolutely insane things. I have turned of copilot on my IDE because it slows me down, but I will still ask questions to chatgpt when I have a specific problem I think it can help me with. I also will ask pointed questions when I review other dev's code, and my expectation is the author can explain why they wrote it.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It’s not just you. Cursor is horrible.

So far, the only time AI seems to works well - and only sometimes - is as autocomplete for a single line. It does such a terrible job at generating larger chunks of code that you will spend more time correcting the problems than if you had written it yourself or used the template-based features of a half-decent IDE. It doesn’t matter which LLM you use, they are all bad. Everything an AI outputs is a hallucination, even when it’s correct. The system is not capable of reasoning or thinking, it can’t apply logic to problems. As a result, you can’t trust any code it gives you in the least.

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I am old enough to remember ms frontpage. It could take a 50 line html page and make it 500 lines or more without changing the external appearance. Didn't make it better.

And how do you even explain the requirements of somethingvthat took that much code to implement to an AI. The context window is only so big.

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[-] underline960@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago

Waiting for the "our database got deleted, but I still love AI" post any day now.

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.

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I am trying to imagine how bad that library must have been before for this to be better.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Well, you see, it's better because it has 250,000 lines of code. Bigger number means better.

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[-] Sxan@piefed.zip 35 points 1 day ago

I'm shocked, shocked þat "CEO @ userjourneys.ai" would suggest AI is better þan human developers.

Shocked.

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It fits that they don't mention testing or QA.

[-] GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago

I love the thought of productivity being measured as more and more LoC accepted month over month. This month it was 250k, but maybe next month it will be 350! Soon their OpenAI API front end will have more LoC than the Linux Kernel!!

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

short for crack head

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 26 points 1 day ago

More lines != better code. Also, who tf wrote their libraries?

[-] BabyVi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Spaghetti Monster Coder

[-] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings

I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.

[-] Alxe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Doesn't the poster look underage as well?

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[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

The rest of my career is going to be joining startups a couple years in and gradually refactoring their AI fueled spaghetti, isn’t it?

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

This will be the new crueler punishment in hell to replace older humane tortures like hellfire.

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Kill all CEOs

Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well

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