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[-] kadup@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that the digital world will become once major infrastructure and every other app is poisoned by AI codebases filled with vulnerabilities and nightmare convoluted setups to do basic things?

Have you even seen what Claude does, randomly, if you tell it a simple bug fix you requested didn't work? I've seen it simply say "Oh, sorry, let's try something else" and start rewriting everything - from top to bottom - trying to fit previous code in it's limited context window so it ends up generating this abhorrent mix of code segments that do nothing but look important, fragments of the original code base, and a lot of new code that doesn't even fix the issue in the first place.

[-] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.

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[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Kill all CEOs

Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Can the bubble please burst already?

[-] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I'm expecting a full on Hindenburg

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

yeah NO SHIT he's the "10x developer", he's working on TWO laptops at once !

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

I only want to see ai remove code while keeping tests passing. until it can do that what value does it bring

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 4 months ago

I remember being obsessed with code and finishing a bootcamp and feeling unstoppable... but I never got the job. I can still refresh my skills whenever I want, but shit like this makes me wonder why I am always late to the party...

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Can they come take my job any sooner so I can finally retire, please?

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well

[-] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That's how you do marketing.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

"He Is also my son."

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Like these fucking shitheads in their fever dream delusions of grandeur are like "none of you will have jobs!!"

What's an unemployed and disenfranchised proletariat to do

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