I hate the feeling of grass touching me. I'm reluctant to even rip it out by hand, as that would require touching it. I get at the roots with the machete and dislodge it that way so that I only need to touch it briefly in order to fling it onto the neighbour's land. Even then, I feel like I need to scrub myself afterwards.

Touching grass is not enough I need to

force climate criminals to face justice for what they've done to our planet.

Grass is dumb. I want a clover or moss bed.

Kill your lawn https://youtube.com/@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

These are mostly California natives: poppies, penstemons, fuchsia, baby blue eyes, monkeyflower, five-spot, tidy tips, salvia...

Remember to check that the wildflowers you plant are your locals, not something that is invasive in your area, or might confuse the fuck out of the migrating butterflies.

You know that there is native grass, right?