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"Just one? Pathetic."
Two and a half condoms then.
No adult will judge you for buying and using protection from STDs and avoiding unplanned pregnancy.
This is so dumb. The joke is how OP feels he'll be looked at. Yeah. No. A condom is nothing to a pharmacist. LOL my god, can you imagine the shit they get asked every day?!
Do some places keep condoms behind the pharmacy counter?
How are you supposed to try them on?
Exactly, they're too busy judging the junkies coming in for their methadone to worry about how ugly op is.
One of the most awkward interactions I've ever had was when I went to buy condoms and the guy at the counter said "they're so expensive!! That's why I don't use them. But you're doing the right thing, I am the one wrong"
My favourite quote on the topic:
"If you cannot afford buying condoms, then you certainly cannot afford not buying condoms."
You're right, it's just that sometimes the people working at or owning the store are several-decade-old children.
I remember once in college buying condoms when the cashier was my (woman) friend's mom. I'm pretty sure she thought I was fucking her daughter, since we hung out a lot, but I wasn't and had no interest. Still got a stink eye.
Stop having sex with the Pharmacist.
There's some sexy ladies working as pharmacists...that's a tall order
Maybe they are looking at you like that because the condoms are right in the aisle behind you.
Not everywhere. Some places have them behind the counter because the owners are terminally Puritan-brained.
Just one? Gross.
One owner, lightly used.
Are the teeny weeny ones behind the counter?
My ex girlfriend works at a convenience store late night. I buy packets of condoms when she's on duty there
She dosnt get mad that you have sex with others?
Oh didnt see the ex part
Nowhere did it say that they were having sex with others either. The condoms are obviously for decoration around the apartment.
Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don't buy them.
Some places also have vending machines for them.
Calm down Pope Leo
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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