Maybe you shouldn't be chomping at the bit to kidnap people and lock them in cages.

Kittenhood. The minimum sentence: lifetime of cuddling, free food and play.

Keeping properties vacant instead of lowering rent. If you haven't found a tenant within some set amount of time, 2-5 months or something idk, it should go to a public bidding process. Cities are full of empty commercial lots and half empty "luxury apartments."

A lot of very important things have already been suggested and I agree with most. I won't just re-state what others have said, instead I'll suggest a pet peeve of mine.

People who say "I love that for you". It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, it's always said in such a condescending and disingenuous way by every person I've ever heard say it, I just can't stand hearing it now.

Transphobia

If you are going through a place with a drive through that wraps around the building and you pull up far enough to block the exit so that it fucks up the works and an employee has to come out and direct traffic to unfuck it you should have your license revoked. Clearly you don't have the situational awareness to be operating a motor vehicle.

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Neighbors with dogs that bark all the time.

Capitalism

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Noise making that disrupts other people's tranquility.

Not raising your children.

Generally think mandatory minimums are unjust, but political corruption. It's wrong per se but also has downstream negative effects on society.

Puttering along in the left lane, at or below the speed limit. The left lane is for passing.