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[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

[-] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] Gap@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

[-] solivine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

A deez nuts joke

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago

Employer: you have no skills, and we don't think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 7 points 2 years ago

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 2 years ago

Username checks out

[-] ReCursing@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, homeless people don't deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

(/s if it's necessary)

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

that's just a bonus

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Sigh it was so nice not having the insane anti pitbull cult. Don't tell me they decided to creep into Lemmy already.

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This whole post is one giant dogwhistle. Why do you figure the pitbull owner is on drugs?

[-] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Great sense of humour babe

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

"It's just a meme bro, it couldn't possibly be harmful"

[-] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

I'm not your bro, ❄️

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Why not get two?!

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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